snapchatting:

romantic playlist for that special someone

1. Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
2. Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
3. Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
4. a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe 
5. Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”

i’m so tired that when I got home from my grandparents tonight I thought my copy of The Fault in Our Stars said it was written by Kayne West

you say potatoes, I say potafingers

everets:

♪ I wear my son’s glasses at night ♪

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

whenever I get tired, I pretty much lose track of my grammar and my words get weird
I’m like falling asleep all day long I am sorry tumblr

futurefantastic:

guys it’s only called xbox one when the president is physically on board smh